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2019-10-04 1:04 am
Headline from The Verge...
Microsoft Doesn't Think Windows Is Important Anymore
So I'm reading this story about how Microsoft is planning on working with Google to create an Android phone cuz Windows is dieing
(Yea, I got all those words into the same sentence)
It doesn't seem to be here on the desktop version of the story, but, when I was reading it on my phone, there was an ad right in the middle of the story for a food replacement product called SOYLENT
And yes, it's green
So Microsoft is working on an Android phone cuz it somehow realized that Windoze sux, and Soylent Green is a real thing
Que up the theme from the Twilight Zone
2019-10-04 1:47 am
Windows joins with Soylent Green
abandoning the large machine
to focus on the world of apps
with Google and some other chaps
The old OS is dying fast
they knew for sure it wouldn't last
the fate of humans has been cast
as Windows is no more
As laptops fade into the night
the Android phones will overwrite
to usher in a copyright
as Windows mops the floor
Monopolies continue
in larger smaller scales
more money in their pockets
more little tiny sales
But every penny earned
inflates their finance base
as they continue on their quest
to rape the human race
So drink your Soylent green my friend
ignore the contents of the blend
Just use your Android phone to send
a warning of the end
DroneBot Workshop Robotics Engineer
James